Tuesday, November 27, 2001

Someone should teach a course on how to use the word "comprise." I think it must be the most often misused word in the English language. I am feeling very William Safire for even dwelling on it, but for god's sake. It's right up there with the mispronunciation of "nuclear" (nuke-yuh-ler).

Wednesday, November 21, 2001

Best warning label ever- on my birth control packet it says:
"DO NOT TAKE THIS DRUG IF YOU BECOME PREGNANT."