Due to overwhelming demand (OK, one person) I'm gonna start writing this again despite the fact that anyone who did read it has probably stopped checking it as I never update it. We'll start off with today's burning issue: sweaters. Why the hell can't stores make nice soft comfortable sweaters not made of stuff that makes me sneeze? When did cotton become such an outlaw? Shivering in my three-quarter sleeves, I went out to purchase something big and fluffy at lunchtime - even arm warmers would have sufficed - and found only turtlenecks that felt like hairshirts, and cardigans made of bunny hair that made my eyes start watering when I came within a couple of feet of them. Hence, still freezing at 4. Bring back the uniform, I say. Bring back formal office wear. Minus the pantyhose rule. There's nothing worse than pantyhose. Except maybe the word "sandalfoot."